OK this one is a bit off the wall but stay with me...
Usually I just dive into the game... but for the first time today I stopped and really read through the Briefing on the Identify yourself screen. Then i got to thinking it would be nice to have it voiced in some way.
But everything is all full of static and fuzzy pictures so keep in with the theme. How about it sounding like an old radio tuning across different stations with different voices fading in and out, all playing the same message.
Perhaps people would contribute a reading of the briefing to have a snippet of their voice included in the message. Even mix up different languages as the briefing text would be in the default game language. Quality wouldn't matter as you would mess it up for the final audio anyway.
Implications for the game.. many voices with same message? Are there other bunkers out there sending forth want-to-be leaders?
[00:257:24] Kain Baker a vegetarian, is refusing to eat meat and work at any livestock ranch. VEGETARIANISM RESOLVED: EXECUTION ENACTED [00:281:01] Kain Baker was executed for the crime of vegetarianism.
"Eat meat or die!" - Larry Lauder (Blaffensniff Colony Leader) Year:0 Day: 282 (AS.07b)